http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yo2ohbni6k

(coolblue - 25 Ocak 2009 00:14)

hani daffy duck ormandaki tüm "ördek sezonu" levhalarını "tavşan sezonu"na çevirirken elmer fudd geliyor da falan. zannımca warner bros'un en yarmış skecidir

duck, rabbit, duck!
warner bros.cartoons
director:chuck jones (credited as: charles m.jones)
written by michael maltese
released and distributed by warner bros.,inc.an aol time warner
release.
copyright 1952 by the vitaphone corp.an aol time warner release (or if
you're a purist, a division of warner bros.)

cast:
bugs bunny:mel blanc
elmer fudd:arthur q.bryan
daffy duck:mel blanc

open title,credits

(exterioir shot:close-up:daffy duck removes signs)
daffy duck
(singing to "la vie en rose")
la, a la la da da dum a la da dum dum
(dissolves and cuts to several duck seasons signs along the way)
(dissvole to daffy sitting around fire, warming himself)
daffy
i am a duck, bent on self-preservation-man-n-n
dissolve
(first shot, pardon pun, of elmer fudd.he's hutning.he loks
enthusiastic and vewwy optimistic.)
elmer fudd
(sotto-quiet)
shhhh....be vewy vewy quiet.i'm hunting rabbits.(from memory)
cut
(daffy's painting a yellow stripe to bugs's hole, and puts burma shave
looking signs leading to bugs home as in the similiar and previous
"rabbiut seasoning".he knocks on bugs's mailbox)
daffy duck
(coyly)
bugy,oh bugsy neighbor, would you care to spare some black strap
molasses?
(cut to a scene of daffy duck stalking off.)
bugs bunny (popping up with said molasses)
here you are
(a shot from fudd rings.the molasses hit bugs's cup of molasses,
thereby casuing said matter to run.)
bugs bunny (very naively!!!to himself)
i didn't know molasses would run in january!
(at this point fudd shoots bugs's ears)
bugs
eh..what's updoc?
(at this point fudd closes in!)
fudd(proud of his ambush)
at wast i gotcha ya rabbit!
(cut to new angle of bugs)
bugs bunny
now, wait, you're a hunter, right?
(new close upof elmer)
elmer
wight!(sic)
bugs
well, doc, i ain'ta hunting rabbit,i;m a fricaceeing one.
(he's got a band aroudn his leg to prove it)
fudd (perpwexed)
huh?
(the camera then cuts back to bugs bunny.)
bugs bunny
you gotta licence to shoot a fricaseeing wabbit?

elmer\:
well,no
bugs (continuing)
do you happen to know what the penalty would be for shooting a
fricaseeing wabbit if you don't got a fricaseein' rabbit licence
(shoots-we cut to rock that daffy is behind and elmer shoots!)
daffy (pan of him walking to the other looney tunesters.)
now just a parbioled minute here. what is this, some cookin class or
soemthing, shoot him shoot him!
elmer fudd
uh..but i haven't got a license to shoot a friceesing rabbit yet ..
daffy (naive, ain;t he to trust his own rival)
wait right doc, don't go away(crawls into bugs's hole and brings out a
pad), bub ya gotta pencil on ya!(bugs gives him one)bugs (to daffy)
sure thing daffy.(bends down into his rabbit hole, on whose edge he
has been sitting.he then comes back out to daffy,hands said pen to
him>daffy then takes it and starts to write)
daffy
now, this permits you to shoot a fricaseeing rabbit..(writes).."this
document hereby permits owner to shoot frica-"(stuck duck-to bugs)
cut
(daffy pauses)
daffy (to bugs)
hey bub how ya spell "fricaseein'"?
bugs
f-r-i-c-a-s-e-e-i-n-g..d-u-c-k (which he knows fuydd and daffy will
imeddiatley forget to demand that bugs consdier adding, but then
rabbit/duck would look odd)
(he hands it to fudd.fudd reads it.)
(close up to fudd.he's confused.)
daffy
hurry hurry up,the fine print don't mean a thing.
hurry hurry
(elmer steps up and shoots daffy,beak spins (sound effect: whirlpool
whistle) who then read the note)
daffy (reading note aloud)
"this document permits owner to shoot fricaseeing duck"-well, i guesss
i;m the goat.
(at this point the mind games really start.)
cut:bugs hold sign up-says "goat season!"
(elmer shoots goat)
sound effect:bang!
daffy:
brother. am i a pigeon
(at which point bugs does another sign trick,only this time it's you
guessed it-pigeon season. elmer as expected shoots him.)
sound efffect:bang!
(daffy then walks over to bugs)
daffy (finger pointing bugs)
you....are a dirty dog.
bugs
and you are a dirty skunk
cut :daffy
daffy
(shocked!)
i'm a dirty skunk, i'm a dirty skunk?
(once again, a sign,this time, dirty skunk season)
(elmer shoots).
daffy
come, (to elmer), what you need is some briefing.
dissolve (behind rock that daffy earlier was behind).
daffy (confidently to elmer)
now, what are you?
fudd
i'm a hunter.heh heh heh
daffy
what am i
fudd
a duck.
daffy
(indicating bugs)
and what is he
elmer
a wabbit
daffy
and what season si this?
elmer
wabbit season.
daffy
(pointing to snowman that bugs has made)
(sotto) hmmmm.
(aloud,to elmer)
and there's a rabbit shoot him shoot him<
(which elmer does,only to have bugs as an angel "float" right down to
earth!)
bugs bunny:
what's up doc.how's everything down here on earth?
elmer (really naive now)
gee mister wabbit. i hope that i didn't hurt you too much...when i
killed you
daffy
(outraged)
what????are you nuts??why if he's dead then i'm a mongoose!!
(yet again another bugs sign---mongoose season, -chuck would do rikki
tikki tavi later..you guesssed it,elmer shoots him)
(the camera shows beak falling off daffy to ground, picked off off
scren,only feet shown,now same of him and elmer.they then again walk
ebhind the rock.)
elmer (to daffy)
more bwiefing?
daffy
more briefing
dissolve
shot:ext.daytime.behind same rock as before
daffy duck
now....you've got it? no more
signs.no more nonsense.
you're just gonna listen to
me.right?
elmer fudd
wight.
(at this point bugs dresses as a duck!)
(new close up of daffy behind a rock)
daffy
(sotto voce)-oh, so that's his little game..is it?
(cut to broad shot of rock and daffy jumping out screaming to fudd)
shoot the duck! shoot the duck!
(elmer, not knowing of bugs's latest hijinx, understandbly
misunderstands and shoots daffy instead! now daffy's really losing
it!!)
daffy (going bonkers)
...well, go ahead, shoot me, shoot me, i just love the smell of cardite
(gunshot) and burnst feathers.
(he makes like a moose with his hands/wingtips!)
daffy (continuing, to fudd)
look! i'm a moose! why dontcha shootme!@[email protected]
hey, it's moose season!
(then does like a fiddler crab!)
daffy
i'm a fiddle crab look it;s fiddler crab season!
(cut to daffy who's now walking.)
daffy
(just as confounded as elmer still is)
where did i go wrong?where did i take the wrong turning?
(cut to another shot.now bugs dressed as a game warden comes out)
elmer
(pleadingly, to the now-disguiused bugs/game warden)
oh mister warden i hope you can help me.i've been told that i can
shoot mongooes and fiddler crabs and mooses and ducks and goats and
rabbits and piegons and dirty skunks. can you please tell me what
season this really is?
(closeup-cut to bugs/game warden)
game warden:
sure my boy,it's baseball season!
(shot of the two.bugs tosses out the first ball! it's baseball
season!)
here ya go
elmer (now totally delirious)
uh huh huhhhhh(sounding like beavus and butthead)
bugs
here boy go get get it
(fudd shoots and runs off into the disctance)
(shot daffy now coems back.he is obviosuly happy)
daffy
didja get rid of him?
bugs (removing warden outfit)
yeah.i got rid of him.now just between you and me..
(close-up to daffy)
bugs (continuing)
...what season is this.
(closeup to bugs)
bugs (last word)
really?
(new shot of daffy, walking)
oh don't be so naive buster,
(aeriel shot of daffy)
daffy (continuing)
....why, everyone knows that i
t's really duck season
(fatal mistake of course, as the unspeaking many hunters shooting
mutliple times as daffy demonstatrates).camera cuts back down to a
defeated daffy.)
daffy
(struggling)
uh mmm mmm
(cut of him and bugs)
daffy (final lines)
you're....you're..........youuuuu're despithabcle!"
(end)
(titles:
orange rings,red hole
merrie melodies
"that's all folks"
a warner bros.cartoon)

(chuck jones's better toons of this and earlier and all time were
based on this mind game stuff, check hubie and bertie's entire
cat-um,rat-alogue.mousealogue don't rhyme,okjay?)

(coolblue - 28 Ocak 2004 22:27)