sesli güldüren bir tim minchin eseri. karısı kızmış buna bu şarkıyı yazınca ilk başta, sonra naaapsın garibim sineye çekmiş bu şarkının baş rolünde olmayı. timin savunması bu şarkının aşkla değil matematikle ilgili bir şarkı olduğu yönünde...

sözlerini yazmasam olmaz... :

yep yeah
if i didn't have you

if i didn't have you to hold me tight
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you to lie with at night
(when i'm feeling blue)
if i didn't have you to share my sights
(share my sights)
and to kiss me and dry my tears when i cry...

well i, really think that i would...

have somebody else.

(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you, someone else would do
your love is one in a million
(one in a million)
you couldnt buy it at any price
(can't buy love)

but of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves,
statistically some of them would be equally nice.

(equally nice)

or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you...
or dumber but better at sport or...
tracing

i'm just saying
(i really think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)

yeah.

(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you someone else would do
(someone else would surely do)

if i were a rich man
and did a diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly
i guess i would be with a surgeon or a model
or any of the royals or a kennedy
or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels

if i were a rich man maybe i would fiddle
fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls

i'm not saying that i'd not love you if i was wealthy or handsome
but realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
and if i had a different rod i would concievably land some

even though i am fiscally consistantly pitiable
and considerably less brad pitt than brad pitiful
and i'm really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
and i
(really think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
oh yeah

visual.

(if i didn't have you)
(someone else would surely do)

look, i'm not undervaluing what we've got when i say
that given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate,
it's obstruse to deduse that i've found my soulmate at the age of 17
it's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in perth
i happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me

and if i may conjecture a further objection love is nothing to do with destined perfection
the connection is strengthened the affection simply grows over time
like a flower
or a mushroom
or a guinea pig
or a vine
or a sponge
or bigotry

... or a banana (banana)

and love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and synergy
and symbiotic empathy or something like that...

so i trust it would go without saying
that i would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high
or catch something bad

but i'm just saying
i don't think you're special
i mean... i think your special
but
you fall within a bell curve

i mean, i'm just saying i
(think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)

i think you are unique and beautiful
you make me happy just by being around
(being around)
but objectively you would have to agree that baby when i found you
options are relatively thin on the ground
(thin on the ground)
your lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
or maybe more open to spanking or scrabble...
i'm just saying

(that i think that i would)
probably
(have somebody else)
i mean i reckon it's pretty likely that if for example
my first girlfriend jackie hadn't dumped me
after i kissed winstons ex girlfriend neah at stephs party back in 1993

and our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event
to have meant the advent of a tangential narrative and which we don't meet.

which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
where what is is not as it is and i am not your husband and you are not my wife

and i am a stuntman living in la
married to a small blonde portugese skier
who when she's not training
does abstract painting
practises yoga
and brews her own beer
and really like making home movies
and suffers neck down alopecia

but with all my heart and all my mind i know one thing is true
i have just one life and just one love and love that love is you
and if it wasn't for you
baby you
(i really think that i would)
(have somebody else)
oh yeah
(if i didn't have you)
if i didn't have you someone else would do
(someone else would surely do)
dooooooooooooo.

(hoporlor - 31 Ekim 2011 01:27)

if i didn't have you*

sulley:
if i were a rich man
with a million or two

mike:
i'd live in a penthouse
in a room with a view

sulley:
and if i were handsome

mike:
no way!

sulley:
it could happen
those dreams do come true
i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you

wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
wouldn't have nothing

mike:
can i tell you something?
for years i have envied

sulley:
you green with it

mike:
your grace and your charm
everyone loves you, you know

sulley:
yes, i know, i know, i know

mike:
but i must admit it
big guy, you always come through
i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you

both:
you and me together
that's how it always should be
one without the other
don't mean nothing to me
nothing to me

mike:
yeah, i wouldn't be nothing
no!
if i didn't have you to serve
i'm just a punky little eyeball
and a funky optic nerve
hey, i never told you this
sometimes i get a little blue

sulley:
looks good on you

mike:
but i wouldn't have nothing
if i didn't have you

sulley:
let's dance

mike:
look ma, i'm dancin'
would you let me lead?
look at that! it's true
big guys are light on their feet

don't you dare dip me!
don't you dare dip me!
don't you dare dip me!

ow, i should have stretched

sulley:
yes, i wouldn't be nothing
if i didn't have you

mike:
i know what you mean, sulley:
because

sulley:
i wouldn't know where to go

mike:
me, too, because i

sulley:
wouldn't know what to do

mike:
why do you keep singing my part?

both:
i don't have to say it

mike:
ah, say it anyway

both:
'cause we
both know it's true
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have you

mike:
one more time
it worked!

sulley:
i don't have to say it

mike:
where'd everybody come from?

sulley:
'cause we both know it's true

mike:
let's take it home, big guy

both:
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you

mike:
you, you
a, e, i, o
that means you, yeah.

*" monsters, inc.'in bitiş müziği randy newman bununla oskar kazanmış.

(compumaster - 6 Temmuz 2003 19:55)

(bkz: randy newman)

(compumaster - 6 Temmuz 2003 19:56)

(bkz: monsters inc)

(compumaster - 6 Temmuz 2003 20:00)

hatırladığım kadarıyla, dinlerken gerçekten güldüğüm tek şarkı. sesli güldürüyor.

(neither living nor dead - 26 Ocak 2013 22:09)

realistik bir aşk şarkısı. beynin sol lobuyla yazılmış.

(corwin - 7 Ekim 2013 15:46)