öldüm, bittim, mahvoldum:

patron: proje durum raporunu ne zaman alacağım senden?

dilbert: durum raporunun durumuna dair bir durum raporu mu istiyorsun?

patron: evet. ne zaman alırım?

dilbert: sonsuzluk gibi görünmeye başladı.

(theraven - 30 Ekim 2007 21:24)

giriş müziği simpsons, men in black gibi hedelerin müziklerine imzasını atmış danny elfman tarafından yapılmış, tv dizisinde, diziye ismini veren ana karakteri daniel stern'ün seslendirdiği, scott adams tarafından yaratılmış comic strip.

ayrıca küçük bir not: girişteki şarkının adı dilbertzone dur...

(tasslehoff - 5 Nisan 2002 09:26)

the joy of work adındaki son kitabı da çıkan karakter. kitabın alt baslıgı: 'guide to finding happiness at the expense of yor co- workers'

(unsaid - 15 Nisan 2002 18:30)

http://img201.imageshack.us/…rt2036649061031eu5.gif

(fitneci - 11 Şubat 2008 15:44)

web sitesinin yeni tasarimi yediden yetmise herkesin tepkisini cekmis cizgi kahraman. eski, basit tasarimi gelistirmek yerine tamamen flash'a dayali kullanissiz bir tasarim tercih edilmis.

(better weather - 20 Nisan 2008 13:10)

televizyon dizisi olanı, larry charles ile scott adams'ın ortak yapımıdır, ve (herkes söylemiş tabiî de) süperdir. çizgi filmde şöyle bi muhabbet döner mi lan allah kahretsin:

the shroud of wally episodu. dilbert, dogbert ile birlikte bol yıldızlı bir gecede ölüm ve gerçeklik üzerine konuşuyor, bir gökyüzüne bir kendi içine bakarak^*:

dilbert: is the answer out there... or in here? is everything simply a manifestation of consciousness, or is there another actual level of existence - a dimension parallel to or beyond the one we live in now?
dogbert: it's all part of the big illusion that we perpetuate on ourselves, and, in turn, is perpetuated upon us. like the rocket ship, or the shroud of wally. when we believe, we engage the illusion. when we stop believing, we shatter the illusion and shatter ourselves in the process, because we are part of it.
dilbert: maybe you're right. maybe the mistake is in making distinctions - out there, in here... life, death. it's all the same illusion.
dogbert: exactly.

(antimatter - 14 Mayıs 2008 23:36)

http://img144.imageshack.us/…/3131/dilbert11km2.jpg

(fitneci - 27 Mayıs 2008 11:38)

etik değerler ve rasyonalizm ile kafası karışmış, yüksek iq - düşük eq'ya sahip mühendislerin iş ve gündelik hayattaki yaşam rehberi...

dogbert ve garbage man'in önünde saygı ile eğiliyorum.

dilbert : can i ask you a question?
garbage man : you mean, "can i ask you two questions" ?
dilbert : fine...

edit: bir tane de dogbert'tan gelsin... (bkz: #18442341)

(suda balik - 23 Ağustos 2008 15:07)

(bkz: http://www.google.com/dilbert2.html)

(lhurgoyf - 16 Aralık 2002 01:27)

mit mezunu bir elektronik muhendisidir kendisi komik strip'te. yaraticisi ve cizeri scott adams'dir.

(eli - 23 Ocak 2003 03:33)

buyrun, bunlar da bölümleri ve isimleri, belki bir işinize yarar
s101 - the name
s102 - competition
s103 - prtotype
s104 - flex time - bu süperdir
s105 - testing
s106 - elbonian trip
s107 - tower of babel -bu güzeldir
s108 - little people
s110 - y2k
s113 - infomercial
s2e2 - the shroud of wally - bu da süperdir
s2e3 - art
s2e4 - the trial
s2e5 - dupey - bu çok süperdir
s2e6 - security guard
s2e7 - merger
s2e8 - hunger
s210 - the assistant
s212 - virtual employee
s216 - the fact
s217 - ethics

(portakal - 13 Ekim 2003 20:25)

(bkz:http://people.fix.no/dagh/sex.txt)

(aeonreflux - 13 Ekim 2003 21:33)

dilbert'ın maaş^* teoremine göre, muhendisler, ogretmenler, programcılar^* ve bilim adamlari asla işletmeciler^* kadar çok para kazanamaz. buyrun beraber kanıtlayalım:
1. bilgi=güç^*
2. zaman=para
3. guc=is/zaman
ve boylelikle,
bilgi=iş/zaman olur; zaman=para oldugundan, bilgi=iş/para olur.
denklemi para icin çözersek; para=iş/bilgi olur.
böylece, bilgi sıfıra^* yaklaştıkça, yapılan iş ne olursa olsun, kazanılan para sonsuza gider.

(esk - 23 Mayıs 2001 12:27)

dilbert pazarlama elemanlariyla, "su alti barbekusu" projesini tartismaktadir.
pazarlamacilar: projenizi inceledik ve cok begendik. yalniz iki sorumuz olacak. bir: su altinda olmasi sart mi? iki: ille barbekü mü olması lazim?

(locutus - 14 Aralık 2004 09:32)

phb^*: alice, bu konuda muhendis gibi degil, yonetici gibi dusunmelisin.
alice: peki. (biraz durur). aaaaah dusunemiyorum dusunemiyoruum!

(locutus - 14 Aralık 2004 09:34)

kravatinda kronik ereksiyon vardir.

(juxtapose - 27 Ocak 2005 09:48)

dilbert'in ermisliginin gostergesi laflarindan bazilari:

1. i can only please one person per day. today is not your day.
tomorrow is not looking good either.

2. i love deadlines. i especially like the whooshing sound they make as
they go flying by.

3. tell me what you need, and i'll tell you how to get along without it.

4. accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

5. needing someone is like needing a parachute. if he isn't there the
first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

6. i don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

7. last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i
thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

8. my reality check bounced.

9. on the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

10. i don't suffer from stress. i am a carrier.

11. you are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut
butter.

12. do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and
taste good with ketchup.

13. everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

14. never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level then
beat you with experience.

15. a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the back.

16. don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

17. after any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the
month than you did before.

18. the more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

19. you can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
clipboard.

20. eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you for the rest of the day.

21. when bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.

22. if at first you don't succeed, try again. then quit. no use being a
fool about it.

23. there will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

24. everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous'.

25. never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail
hour.

26. to err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

27. anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she
is supposed to be doing.

28. important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the
mail.

29. if you are good, you will be assigned all the work. if you are
really good, you will get out of it.

30. you are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your
desk.

31. people who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

32. if it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

33. at work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.

34. when you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

35. following the rules will not get the job done.

36. getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

37. when confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily
by reducing it to the question, "how would the lone ranger handle this?"

38. the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

(eben - 9 Ekim 2001 15:40)

yan cubical'dan uzanan eleman dilbert'a sorar;
- "hey buddy, what are you in for?"

(inflexible - 28 Ekim 2001 05:28)

dilbert- hey lisa cumartesi akşamı benimle yemeğe çıkar mısın?
lisa- ah olmaz. cumartesi akşamı saçlarımı yıkayacağım. istersen burda bir kahve içelim?
dilbert- hayır. zaten temiz saçlı birini arıyordum..

(eleventh american esme has met - 11 Ağustos 2005 11:53)

management bilimini tersinden okuyup zihinlerde mentol tesiri yaratan dizi..

(aritmi - 22 Kasım 2001 16:03)