richard dawkins'le dalga geçiyor mu desem, dawkins'le dalga geçenlerle dalga geçiyor mu desem bilemediğim bir acayip şarkı (ve klip).

evrim-yaratılış tartışmasına kafası basan biri tarafından üretildiği belli, detaylarına dikkat edilmiş, atıfları bol (ki anlamadığım atıfların sayısı anladıklarımdan fazladır sanıyorum), eminem tadında neşeli, taptaze, çıtır bir rap şarkısı. klibi hazırlayanın "hangi taraftan" olduğunu anlamayan sadece ben değilim, dawkins de şöyle demiş kendi sitesinde:

"if anyone can understand a single word of this, don't bother to translate, just tell me whose side it's on. i get the feeling (same with south park) that there are people out there who assume that something that is obviously meant to be funny therefore must be funny, and they immediately shower it with accolades such as "wow", "hilarious", "awesome" and, most side-splitting of all, "lol"."

(bu dawkins amca harbiden çok nobran olabiliyor yahu. sen kalk the blind watchmaker'dan the selfish gene'e evrim teorisinin günümüzdeki en etkili kitaplarından ikisini yaz (the god delusion'ı katmıyorum, şimdilik), üstüne böyle bir video için "just tell me whose side it's on" türünden, hani "efendi efendi, sen önce pkk terör örgütüdür de bakiim" seviyesini çağrıştıran bir yorumdan ötesine geçeme. neyse, dawkins'in bendeki kredisi bol, harcasın bakalım.)

klipte dawkins'i, darwin'i (e kambersiz evrim olmaz), hatta üstüne dennett^* amcayı (şu noel babaya benzeyen) hoplayıp zıplarken görmek mümkün. gerçi rafael'in^* ünlü atina okulu'nu gösterirken yanlış isimler geçiyor gibi geldi bana, ama o kadar kusuru hoşgörebiliriz sanırım. (aloo, duydun mu dawkins amca, hoşgörü diyorum...)

fazla uzatmadan^* link vereyim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaggpglxlqw&fmt=18
youtube erişimi yine kapanırsa:
http://www.richarddawkins.net/…elievers,randomslice
yedeğin yedeği (gerçi youtube'a yönlendiriyor gibi ama, dursun):
http://digg.com/…chard_dawkins_beware_the_believers

sözlerini de copy/paste ettim miydi benim işim bitti sayılır, gerisini doğal seçilim hâlletsin:

richard dawkins: ladies and gentleman, we are on the cusp of a glorious age. the age of the machine. we appreciate your concern. it is noted, and stupid. after all, we are scientists; much, much smarter than you. but perhaps, a little demonstration will set your minds at ease.

- hey, wallace, look at this.
- big deal. natural selection creates that sort of thing every day.
- natural selection? i think there is something else going on here.
- big gadget, this is little tool. we’ve got ourselves a situation.

richard dawkins: i wish i could take full credit for the machine’s development. for its efficient expulsion of so-called scientists, its unwavering rejection of your quaint though ludicrous notions about the origins of life. but the story of the machine began well before i arrived on the scene. for that, we present this little diddy:

my name is d to the i to c to the k, yeah i’m the dickie d
i gots my ph.d. and coming your way on the youtube to bust your world view
so just listen to me and don’t you argue.

you see, this battle’s been raging since zeus was on the bottle,
between science like democritus and faith like aristotle,
who said the mover was unmoving like some magic trick
but that’s no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious shtick.

cause science is the only way to know y’all,
you stand with me y’all,
or you can fall y’all
so go ahead and take your pick…

eugenie scott: yeah you tell him rick …
charles darwin: cause if you don’t know me …

richard dawkins: you don’t know dick!

pz myers ve diğerleri: yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!

on the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
daniel dennett: yeah!!!

richard dawkins: science silenced that watchdog wingnut paley^* growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming wilber^* by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.

then darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we’ve been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they’ll no longer ignore us, give it to them pz hit these [bleeped] with the chorus!

yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

richard dawkins: then there was darrow dukin’ it out with the straight and the narrow,
a raging bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was bobby de niro.

we might have lost at scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin’ we coped, becoming more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.

what was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the dick doc’ll roll up as you creationists foldup

you haters talkin’ bull, don’t you know that this dick is un-cock-frickin’ blockable …

chorus: yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

richard dawkins: now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,

cause i’m the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the catholic, muslim or even the jew, believes that no god but science could ever be true, hell if i was dyslexic i’d even hate dog too.

time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion’s demise, and while you churchies all cry, shouting “why god oh why,” i’ll still be popping my collar earning more dollars than allah.

hollah!

yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

yeah he’s the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s smarter than you he’s got a science degree!
the dick to the dawk to the ph.d.,
he’s still smarter than you he studied biology!

(antimatter - 3 Nisan 2008 02:15)