bro code article 34: bros cannot make eye contacts during a devil's three way.
bro code article 87: a bro shall at all time say yes.
bro code article 29: a bro will in a timely manner alert his bro to the existance of a girl fight.
bro code article 89: the mom of a bro is always off limits but the stepmom of a bro is fair game if; she inititates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing.

(venus - 29 Nisan 2008 19:26)

article 56
a bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another bro untl that bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

article 57
a bro may not speculate on the expected bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present time observed ratio

article 58
if a bro, for whatever reason, becomes awere of another bro's girlfirend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endevor to make that information available to his bro, regardless of wheter he thinks his bro already knows

article 59
one bro makes a solo attack
a second bro provides a crutch
a third bro rounds out the pack
but a forth bro is one too much

article 60
should a bro be near to closing with a girl, his bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including of said girl's wildly unattractive cousin/friend/mother

article 61
a bro shall honor thy father and mother

article 62
in the event that two bros acquire the same target, the bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.

article 63
in a scenario in which two or more bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the first bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. winking is also kind of a no-no.

article 64:
a bro much provide his bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second bro’s favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

article 65:
a bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among bros with the proviso that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

article 66:
if a bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man” and copious quantities of beer. a bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary – deserved or not – regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite backslide window has closed.

article 67:
should a bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another bro shall point out that he is a tool.

article 68:
if a bro is on a hot streak, another bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.

article 77:
"a bro never cries."

article 89:
"a bro may never pursue the mom of another bro." be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another bro's mother. it is, however, allowed and encouraged for one bro to graphically suggest to a bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[nota bene: it is customary for a bro to avoid such brocularity if his bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of oedipal inducement.]] should a bro discover his bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. since the adopted bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his bro, article 89 expressly prohibits the adopted bro from invoking the sloppy second clause in any related filings with the international court of bros. though the mom of a bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. if she looks good in it.

(the gambit - 29 Nisan 2008 22:35)

içerisinde bir adet wingman başvuru formu da bulunduran, medeni kanuna eklenesi yasalar bütünü. bahsi geçen formda başvuruyu yapanın çekiciliğini üzerinde belirtmesi için çizilen skala ise aynen şu şekilde:

1--2--3--4--5--6--7--8--9--barney stinson

(armut - 18 Kasım 2008 12:27)

barney stinson un kutsal kitabı. satışa sunulduğunu öğrendiğim anda çocuklar gibi sevindiğim, bir yolunu bulup tez vakitte sahip olacağım edebi eser.

(grungie - 29 Aralık 2008 06:17)

su an okuduğum,beklentimi fazlasıyla karşılayan ve bolca grafiksel detay da içeren kitap.

(gondores - 11 Ocak 2009 01:55)

(bkz: pipi hukuku)

(fasulyeden muhalif - 21 Haziran 2009 23:21)

bir bro'ya bir diğer bro'dan gelebilecek en güzel doğumgünü hediyelerinden birisidir.

(hydra headed monkey - 22 Kasım 2009 18:55)

bu sayfalarda adına büyük bir günahın işlendiği, en büyük yasalarından birisinin acı bir biçimde çiğnendiği bro kanunları. gerçek bro'lar, derhal içerik ile ilgili entry'lerinizi siliniz!

"article 4 - a bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. it is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason…no, not even that reason. -if you are a woman reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math."

(hydra headed monkey - 23 Temmuz 2010 16:59)

orijinalini gormedim ama cnbc-e dergi subat sayisinda verilen turkce versiyonu cok basarili. hem ceviri hem editorluk muthis olmus. kanka broyu tam karsiliyor mu karar veremedim ama 3 tl'ye bu eserin turkcesini kosedeki bakkala getirenlere tesekkur etmek gerekir.

(oesophagus - 31 Ocak 2011 22:16)