scrubs 6x06 my musical'da gecen bir sarki. sozlerini de yazayim tam olsun ;

carla:
i've had it up to here
so let me make it very clear
because i swear i'll never clue you in again

every time that you profess
i come from puerto rico --

turk:
yes?

carla:
-- for the last time, turk, i'm dominican!

turk:
don't make a big to-do
i was simply testing you

carla:
then why'd you tell j.d. our baby's "blaxican"?

turk:
babe, you know i know the truth

carla:
well, i need a little proof
so list all you know about me, or no sex again

turk:
uh... let's see...
your name is carla

carla:
oh, yes

turk:
you are latina

carla:
impressive

turk:
you're a nurse, your mother's dead
and, wait -- i got it!
three sisters

carla:
turk!

turk:
two sisters?
well, i'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!

carla:
tell me, what's my middle name?

turk:
okay, i'm tired of this game
let's forget it, i give up, i guess you win again
but it's not just me who gets mixed up
by all this crazy ethnic stuff!

todd:
sorry, even i know, she's dominican!
boo-ya!

carla:
did i grow up in illinois or was it michigan?
how long before we met was i in medicine?
was our wedding song the beatles or led zeppelin?
am i freakin' puerto rican or dominican?

turk:
the thing is guys remember facts
like what derek jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three!
and that is why our brains are maxed
and there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!

carla:
well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

turk:
let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're --

carla:
-- dominican!

turk:
you're not staying home from work

carla:
will that make you happy, turk?

turk:
i'll support you if you choose to earn the benjamins

carla:
then i'll return to work today!
now, you're sure that that's okay?

turk:
i say "¡sí!" -- which is "yes" in dominican!
and puerto rican!

carla:
turk!

turk:
but you're dominican!

(polifonik osuruk - 18 Nisan 2007 12:07)