abd'de fazla kullanımının nedeni tort denilen olayın bokunun çıkmasından ötürü olan hede

(eric cartman - 13 Mayıs 2007 01:24)

hareketin kralini cekmis. devlet tarafindan atanan bir kurumun kimin hangi siteye girip giremeyecegini belirlemesinin insan haklarina ters oldugunu belirtmesinin yaninda, devletin de milletini kucuk dusurmesinin yasak oldugunu anlatiyor.

tabii ki anlayana! sivrisinek, saz, davul, zurna falan diyeyim de siz devam edin...

(co2s2 - 30 Ağustos 2008 11:32)

karşısında 3 rekat tapınmamı sağlamış, ne zamandır hissettiklerimin ifade şeklidir.

(vampir - 30 Ekim 2008 01:03)

hiç bir zaman okumadığım, ama bir gün biryerimde patlayabileceğini bildiğim ve bundan sonra daha dikkatli olacağım gereksiz yazılar.

(sligh - 16 Temmuz 2002 22:36)

klibi de kendi gibi güzel the dears şarkısı. missiles albümünden...

(monty - 28 Haziran 2009 15:03)

bir urunun orasinda burasinda yazar ve "elinizdeki $ey aniden infilak eder de gozleriniz burun deliklerinizden akarsa firmamiz bundan hic bir sorumluluk kabul etmez" tarzi legal yazilardir.. amerika'da yasalar cillop gibi i$lediginden en ufak $eyde yerde bir disclaimer gorebilirsiniz.. genelde buyuk harflerle "this product is provided as is and microsoft will not be liable for bik bik" diye laflarla ba$lar..

(ssg - 7 Haziran 2000 07:51)

(bkz: copyright)

(ssg - 7 Haziran 2000 07:51)

(bkz: all rights reserved) (bkz: software copyright)

(ssg - 7 Haziran 2000 07:54)

benden günah gitti gibi bi şey.

(kaoss - 28 Haziran 2010 16:24)

(bkz: feragatname)

(pencere amelesi peterpan - 28 Aralık 2002 21:16)

dogma'da "a statement made to save one's own ass" olarak tanımlanır.

(yok boyle bir gol - 12 Aralık 2010 19:37)

xena'nın disclaimer'ları genel olarak komik olmakla birlikte son bölümününki anlamlı da olmuş.

alıntılayacak olursak; xena was permanently harmed during the making of this motion picture, although she kept her spirits up.

(candyline - 23 Nisan 2011 13:09)

emaillerin sonlarında bulunan "bu elektronik posta ve onunla iletilen bütün dosyalar sadece göndericisi tarafından alması amaçlanan yetkili gerçek ya da tüzel kişinin kullanımı içindir. eğer söz konusu yetkili alıcı değilseniz bu elektronik postanın içeriğini açıklamanız, kopyalamanız, yönlendirmeniz ve kullanmanız kesinlikle yasaktır ve bu elektronik postayı derhal silmeniz gerekmektedir..." şeklinde devam eden sıkıcı ve mesaj kaygılı entry tadında metinlerdir.

şimdiye kadar gördüğüm en eğlenceli disclaimer ise şöyle:

disclaimer

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(gatto - 13 Haziran 2003 19:55)

(bkz: lutfen soguk iciniz)
(bkz: olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldu)

(trawmatolog - 14 Temmuz 2003 21:14)

(bkz: tekzip)

(bleufonce - 4 Ekim 2003 22:45)

(bkz: gezi'ye katılmadım)

(makineci - 20 Kasım 2013 19:09)

çamaşır makinesi aldığınızda 'kedinizi makinede yıkamayınız, hadi yıkadınız bari fırında kurutmayınız valla sorumluluk bizden gider' gibi önemli hayat derslerinin bulunduğu cümleler grubu.

(brainfour - 1 Aralık 2001 20:32)

eksi sozluk icin "bu sitede yazilanlarin hicbiri dogru degildir. 18 ya$in altindakilerin kullanmasi hukuken sakincali olabilir (zaten o ya$ta ne i$iniz var internette sitede cikin, gezin, gezdirin). yazarlar ek$i sozluk'e yazdiklari entry'lerin telif haklarini michael jackson'a devretmi$ sayilirlar. sitede yazilanlari kaynak belirtmeden word'e aktarip "fw: turk astronot ve houston! cok komikkkk!" diye arkada$larina yollayan pespayedir, hemzemindir, hincaldir,uluctur. hukuki gereklilikler haricinde yazarlarin kimlik bilgileri saklidir. sadece arada yoneticiler tarafindan onemli bir gerekceyle incelenip "tuh erkekmi$" denebilir. bir gun kapimiza biri gelirse "kim lan bunlar" diye "bi sn du$tayim" denir mutfak penceresinden kacilir." ifadesidir.
kendisi; yazar, okur ve duyar ve mail okurlarin cok iyi bildigi geyiklerden geyiklere surukleyen ifadenin yenilenmisidir.
(bkz: abi buyur hepsi emaili kayitli as kes)
(bkz: dombilidir taocudur)

(vampir - 5 Nisan 2005 18:00)

iddiasavar.

(nick degil rumuz - 3 Mayıs 2014 22:39)

"this quickvote is not scientific and reflects the opinions of only those internet users who have chosen to participate. the results cannot be assumed to represent the opinions of internet users in general, nor the public as a whole. the quickvote sponsor is not responsible for content, functionality or the opinions expressed therein."
cnn web sayfasında yer alan bir disclaimer örneğidir.
'altı üstü burdaki iki üç sonuca bakıp, genelleme yapmayın.' manasına gelmektedir.

(kehanet - 19 Temmuz 2006 10:42)