christmas special pilot bölümünde müsamerede söylenen şarkıyı

ooo jingle bells
batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile broke its wheel
joker got away

şeklinde sabote eden kahraman.

(secho - 11 Ekim 2006 21:03)

hayvan fosillerinin ve heykellerinin bulunduğu bir müzeyi gezerlerken lisa nın geçmişte insanların kaplumbağa, yılan gibi hayvanlara taptığını söylemesi üzerine, tanrıya şükür aklımız başımıza gelmiş de 2000 yıl önce yaşamış bir marangoza tapıyoruz demiş kişi.

(leslunettesroses - 21 Aralık 2006 16:36)

bir bayan tarafından seslendirilmektedir kendisi. seslendiren nancy cartwright ile bir talk show programından görüntüler için:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ichm9etigba

(antropolog - 28 Aralık 2006 08:53)

-bart, sen viski mi içiyorsun?
-sorunlarım var!

(ruiz - 18 Şubat 2008 07:40)

çok güzel şarkı söyler.

http://download.lardlad.com/…ds/season15/geek23.mp3

(lenyo - 3 Haziran 2009 17:58)

--- spoiler ---

homer simpson'un babası abraham simpsons yapılan dna testine göre homer simpson'un gerçek babası değildir. homer'ın babası ise ısrarla homer'ın gerçek babası olduğunu iddia etmektedir. homer'ın yüzünü buruşturan baba, yüzü buruşunca homer'ın aynen kendisine benzediğini söylemektedir. bunun üzerine bart simpson, buruşturulduğu takdirde köpeğin kıçının da aynı surata benzeyeceğini söyler ve köpeğin kıçını buruşturup dedesinin suratını elde eder ve o meşhur kahkahasını patlatır.

--- spoiler ---

(ormanci - 9 Temmuz 2009 17:01)

(bkz: anani playboy'un kapaginda gormusler)

(muhendis - 13 Ekim 2009 22:02)

müziklerini bile severmistim... do the bartman vardi. last name simpson, first name bart... derdi...

(everythingbutthegirl - 25 Mayıs 2000 01:25)

anarşist kahraman

(iiaa2 - 4 Haziran 2000 14:24)

kahramanimin oglu.. (bkz: homer)
komik cizim, guzel hikayeler, harika espriler birarada ve bart okulu dagitir hep.

(chete - 10 Haziran 2000 23:44)

okulu dagittigi gunlerden (ki bu her gundur) birinde mudur babasini aramasini ister ve bart babasini moe's da bulur.
- yeah? moe's speaking.
- homer there?
- homer who?
- homer sexual.
moe her zaman ki gibi yine bagirmaya baslar.
- hey is homer here? i wanna homer sexual!

(nane - 28 Ocak 2003 06:47)

sırasıyla (baştan-sona) tahtaya yazdıkları:

i will not waste chalk.
i will not skateboard in the halls.
i will not burp in class.
i will not instigate revolution.
i will not draw naked ladies in class.
i will not see elvis.
i will not call my teacher "hot cakes".
garlic gum is not funny.
they are laughing at me, not with me.
i will not yell "fire!" in a crowded classroom.
i will not encourage others to fly.
tar is not a plaything.
i will not xerox my butt.
i will not trade pants with others.
i am not 32-year-old woman.
i will not do that thing with my tongue.
i will not drive the principal's car.
i will not pledge allegiance to bart.
i will not sell school property.
i will not cut corners.
i will not get very far with this attitude.
i will not make flatulent noises in class.
i will not belch national anthem.
i will not sell land in florida.
i will not grease the monkey bars.
i will not hide behind the fifth amendment.
i will not do anything bad ever again.
i will not show off.
i will not sleep over my education.
i am not a dentist.
spitwads are not free speech.
nobody likes sunburn slappers.
high explosive and school don't mix.
i will not squeak chalk.
i will finish what i sta
"bart bucks" are not legal tender.
underwear should be worn on the inside.
the christmas pageant does not stink.
i will not torment the emotionally frail.
i will not carve gods.
i will not spank others.
i will not aim for the head.
i will not barf unless i'm sick.
i saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
i will not conduct my own firedrills.
funny noises are not funny.
i will not spin the turtle.
i will not snap bras.
i will not fake seizures.
this punishment is not boring and pointless.
my names is not dr. death.
i will not defame new orleans.
i will not bury the new kid.
i will not teach others to fly.
i will not bring sheep to class.
a burp is not an answer.
teacher is not a leper.
coffee is not a drink for kids.
i will not eat things for money.
i will not yell "she's dead!" during roll call.
the principal's toupee is not a frisbee.
i will not call the principal "spud head".
goldfish don't bounce.
mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
no one is interested in my underpants.
i will not sell miracle cures.
i will return the seeing eye dog.
i do not have diplomatic immunity.
i will not charge admission to the bathroom.
i will never win an emmy.
the cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
all work and no play makes bart a dull boy.
i will not say springfield just get applause.
i am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
my homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
i will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
i am not delightfully saucy.
organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
the pledge of allegiance does not end with "hail satan!".
i will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
there are plenty of business like show business.
i will not re-transmit without the express written permission of major league baseball.
five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
beans are neither fruit nor musical.
no one is interested in my underpants.
i will not use abbrev.
i am not the reincarnation or sammy davis, jr.
i will not send lard through the mail.
i will not dissect things unless instructed.
my homework was not stolen by one-armed man.
ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.
adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal.
"bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
cursive writing does not mean what i think does cursive writing does not mean what i think does ...
next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
i will not hang donuts on my person.
i will remember to take my madication.
i will not strut around like i own the place.
the good humor man can only be pushed so far.
i do not have power attorney over first graders.
nerve gas is not a toy.
i will not mock mrs. dumbface.
the first amendment does not cover burping.
this is not a clue ...or is it?
i will not complain about the solution when i head it.
"bewitched" does not promote satanism.
i am not a lean mean spitting machine.
no one wants to hear from my armpits.
the boys room is not a waterpark.
indians burns are not our cultural heritage.
wedgies are unhealty for children and other living things.
i will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.
i am not certified to remove asbestos.
i did not learn everything i need to know in kindergarten.
the truth is not out there.
i am not licensed to do anything.
i will not hied the teacher's prozac.
a fire drill does not demand a fire.

ps: copy-paste değildir.

(penny - 12 Mart 2003 14:04)

kahramanımız ağlama duvarına sıkıştırılmış dilek kağıtlarını açıp okuyup tekrar yerine koymaktadır. olaylar gelişir.
homer: what are you doing, boy?
bart: reading prayers and ignoring them, just like god.

(oem - 26 Mayıs 2012 17:01)

matt groening'in ilk olarak life in hell serisinde tv'de gorunen bir tip olarak cizdigi sonradan "the simpsons" cizgi filmiyle me$hur olmu$ karakter.. oyunu da wardi bunun..

(ssg - 7 Eylül 1999 00:00)

troublemaker dediklerinden..idol.

saçlarının hastasıyım : /\/\/\/\

(teenspirit - 11 Aralık 2003 01:20)

barmene yaptığı telefon işletmeleri süperdir.hala katılarım gülerim.
- al orada mı?
- hangi al ?
- kolik.
- alkolik buradamiii?

(ordinary fish - 8 Kasım 2001 00:21)

"bart doları geçersiz bir para birimidir." -bart simpson. (tahtaya yazıyordu pis kalpazan)

(samanliktaki zuhtu - 5 Ekim 2005 22:35)

bart'la interview...
q: what's your favorite hobby?
a: acting immature.

q: is it tough growing up with two sisters?
a: those aren't sisters. they're martians.

q: what's your favorite subject in school?
a: lunch time.

q: is it tough growing up with a name like bartholomew?
a: call me that again and i'll punch your face, man.

q: what would you like to be when you grow up?
a: i'd like to be a superhero --- bartman .

q: who's your favorite role model?
a: otto, my school bus driver. he has the coolest tattoos, man.

q: what do you like to do for fun?
a: read comic books, watch tv, eat snacks, watch tv, make prank phone calls, watch tv,
play video games, made rude noises, and watch tv. did i mention watch tv?

q: what do you think you'll be when you grow up?
a: i'll either be the president of the united states or a master criminal. or both.

q: what is the most valuable piece of advice homer ever gave to you?
a: never never never change your story.

(uni - 15 Ocak 2002 05:11)

100 ünlü kişi listesine girebilmeyi başaran tek çizgi kahraman...

(uni - 15 Ocak 2002 05:12)

(bkz: nancy cartwright)

(uni - 15 Ocak 2002 05:17)