vince voughn isimli oyuncu arkadaşımızın bakın tekrar ediyorum, avrupa yakasındaki cem e fena halde benzediğinin altını çizmek benim vatandaşlık görevimdir.

(foo - 27 Aralık 2006 10:48)

sadece ama sadece isla fisher icin dahi olsa izlenebilecek film. o nasil tatli bi$eydir oyle ya...

ba$tan sona capkinligin sinir tanimadigi esaslari uzerine monte edilmi$ guzide bir hollywood yapimi. konu olarak da bence guzel du$unulmu$. ufak tefek puruzler barindirmiyor degil belki ama yine de izlenesi.

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soylemeden gecemeyecegim. bence filmdeki en guzel performansi sergileyen will ferrell. yahu adamin toplam sahneleri 15 dakika bile degil ama ustune du$eni fazlasiyla yapmi$. cenazelerden bile hatun kaldirabilmesiyle takdir edilesi.
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(hyperion - 4 Mart 2007 11:25)

manifestosu da soyledir:
* rule #1 - never leave a fellow crasher behind. crashers take care of their own
* rule #2 - never use your real name.
* rule #3 - never confess.
* rule #4 - no one goes home alone.
* rule #5 - never let a girl get between you and a fellow crasher.
* rule #6 - do not sit in the corner and sulk. it draws attention in a negative way. draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
* rule #7 - blend in by standing out.
* rule #8 - be the life of the party.
* rule #9 - whatever it takes to get in, get in.
* rule #10 - invitations are for pussies.
* rule #11 - sensitive is good.
* rule #12 - when it stops being fun, break something.
* rule #13 - bridesmaids are desperate - console them.
* rule #14 - you're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
* rule #15 - fight the urge to tell the truth.
* rule #16 - always have an up-to-date family tree.
* rule #17 - every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
* rule #18 - you love animals and children.
* rule #19 - toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. do not wing it.
* rule #20 - always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
* rule #21 - definitely make sure she's 18.
* rule #22 - you have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. period. no overtime.
* rule #23 - there's nothing wrong with having seconds. provided there's enough women to go around.
* rule #24 - if you get outted, leave calmly. do not run.
* rule #25 - you understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
* rule #26 - of course you love her.
* rule #27 - don't over drink. the machinery must work in order to close.
* rule #28 - make sure there's an open bar.
* rule #29 - always be a team player. everyone needs a little help now and again.
* rule #30 - know the playbook so you can call an audible.
* rule #31 - if you call an audible, always make sure your fellow crashers know.
* rule #32 - don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
* rule #33 - never go back to your place.
* rule #34 - be gone by sunrise.
* rule #35 - breakfast is for closers.
* rule #36 - your favorite movie is "the english patient".
* rule #37 - at the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. a drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
* rule #38 - never hit on the bride! it's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
* rule #39 - the way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
* rule #40 - dance with old folks and the kids. the girls will think you're "sweet."
* rule #41 - if there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. you'll never have to buy a drink.
* rule #42 - try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
* rule #43 - at the service, sit in the fifth row. it's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. never sit in the back. the back row just smells like crashing.
* rule #44 - create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. but don't talk about it.
* rule #45 - always remember your fake name!
* rule #46 - the rules of wedding crashing are sacred. don't sully them by "improvising."
* rule #47 - you forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
* rule #48 - make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
* rule #49 - always work into the conversation: "yeah, i have tons of money. but how does one buy happiness?"
* rule #50 - be pensive! it draws out the "healer" in women.
* rule #51 - always pull out in time.
* rule #52 - tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
* rule #53 - get choked up during the service. the girls will think you're "sensitive." bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
* rule #54 - avoid virgins. they're too clingy.
* rule #55 - if pressed, tell people you're related to uncle john. everyone has an uncle john.
* rule #56 - don't fixate on one woman. always have a back-up.
* rule #57 - when seeing a rival crasher, do not interact - merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
* rule #58 - the ferrari's in the shop.
* rule #59 - if two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
* rule #60 - no "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
* rule #61 - when crashing out of state, request permission from the local wedding crasher chapter.
* rule #62 - no more than two weddings a weekend. more and your game gets sloppy.
* rule #63 - bring an extra umbrella when it rains. courtesy opens more legs than charm.
* rule #64 - always save room for cake.
* rule #65 - when your crash partner fails, you fail. no man is an island.
* rule #66 - smile! you're having the time of your life.
* rule #67 - mix it up a little. you can't always be the man with the haunted past.
* rule #68 - dance with the bride's grandmother.
* rule #69 - no sex on the altar. confessionals, okay. chair lofts, better.
* rule #70 - two shutouts in a row? it's time to take a week off. ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?
* rule #71 - research, research, research the wedding party. and when you are done researching, research some more.
* rule #72 - studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. breath mints - small cost, big yield.
* rule #73 - keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.
* rule #74 - in case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.
* rule #75 - girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
* rule #76 - no excuses. play like a champion.
* rule #77 - carry extra protection.
* rule #78 - the unmarried female rabbi - is she fair game? of course she is.
* rule #79 - the tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
* rule #80 - stop, look, listen. at weddings. in life.
* rule #81 - occasionally bring a gift - you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
* rule #82 - always think ahead but always stay in the moment. reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
* rule #83 - don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. his parents may start to ask questions.
* rule #84 - stay clear of the wedding planner. they may recognize you and start to wonder.
* rule #85 - don't use the "i have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.
* rule #86 - shoes say a lot about the man.
* rule #87 - always choose large weddings. more choice. easier to blend.
* rule #88 - you're from out of town. always.
* rule #89 - know something about the place you say you are from. texas is played out. for some reason, new hampshire seems to work.
* rule #90 - of course you dream of one day having children.
* rule #91 - never dance to "what i like about you." it's long past time to let that song go. someone will request it at every wedding. don't dance to it. no matter how...
* rule #92 - tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
* rule #93 - only take one car. you never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
* rule #94 - deep down, most people hate themselves. this knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
* rule #95 - try not to show off on the dance floor. this means you jeremy.
* rule #96 - etiquette isn't old-fashioned. it's sexy.
* rule #97 - catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls.
* rule #98 - the newspaper wedding announcements are your racing form. choose carefully.
* rule #99 - be judicious with cologne. citrus tones are best.
* rule #100 - save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
* rule #101 - avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
* rule #102 - no periwinkle colored ties, please.
* rule #103 - the older the better, the younger the better (see rule #21)
* rule #104 - be well groomed and well-mannered.
* rule #105 - never cockblock a fellow crasher. cockblocking an invited guest - okay.
* rule #106 - eat plentiful, digest your food. you'll need the energy later.
* rule #107 - know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
* rule #108 - know your swing and salsa dancing. girls love to get twisted around.
* rule #109 - always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
* rule #110 - make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. if the kids love it, the girls will too.
* rule #111 - never, ever reveal your true identity.
* rule #112 - never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.

(saparatus - 28 Ekim 2007 03:44)

sözlükten; onun için bile izlenir, şunun için bile izlenir yorumlarına kanıp izlediğim filmdir. evet, başlayıp yarısına geldikten sonra yapacak başka bir bok bulamadığım ve elimdeki tek film bu olduğu için çok neşeli değildim film boyunca.
ama will ferrell abimize de hakkını veriyorum. keşke hep chaz'ın gözünden gelişen bir hikaye izleseydik.

(iyilik yap pitbull - 25 Haziran 2009 03:17)

yaptıkları işlerle tam bir barney stinson olmaktalar.

(tefox - 7 Ağustos 2009 13:30)

will ferrell burada az oynayıp filmin hemen hemen tamamını sırtlıyor.

(yerli mal - 14 Nisan 2011 13:53)

nihat doğan'la izzet yıldızhan'ın oynayıp yönettiği, 2011 yapımı erotik karate.

bir bakanın düğününe davetsiz şekilde giden kahramanlarımız, düğünden kendilerine ekmek çıkmayınca odalarına 4 adet fahişe çağırırlar ve olaylar gelişir.

(peter parke - 3 Kasım 2011 10:10)

saçma sapan bir konuya sahip gayet eğlenceli film....

(nicksiz avare - 11 Kasım 2013 09:25)

sevgili ile izlenebilecek sıcak bir romantik komedi; belki öyle kahkahalar attırmıyor ama epey bir komik sahnesi, fena olmayan da bir senaryosu var, biraz uzun gerçi, tam iki saat, yarım saat daha kısa olsa v birşey kaybetmezmiş, on üzerinden altı diyorum.

(aegeus - 18 Kasım 2013 00:51)

başrollerini vince vaughn, owen wilson ve christopher walken 'ın paylaştıkları komedi türünde bir film. fragmanından anlaşıldığı üzere oldukça neşeli ve güzel bir film bizleri beklemekte. 2005 yazında gösterimde olacak.

(luis alberto - 12 Mayıs 2005 13:32)

başrollerini owen wilson, vince vaughn, rachel mcadams,christopher walken ve jane seymourın paylaştığı komik film. düğünlere davetsiz bir şekilde katılıp davetli olan bekar kızları tavlamaya çalışan kahramanlarımız, hazine bakanının kızının düğününe sızarlar ve olaylar gelişir. eğlenceli vakit geçirmek isteyenler için birebir. 7.3/10

(venus - 31 Temmuz 2005 15:05)

rachel mcadams icin de gidilebilcek film. aksam yemegi sahnesi harikadir.

tavsiye edilir, two thumbs up.

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mom! the meat loaf! fuck!

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(deepwonder - 17 Eylül 2005 10:34)

sonu basindan tahmin edilen, ilk bastaki degisik dugunlerden goruntulerin oldugu sahneler video klip tadinda cekildigi icin pek leziz ama gerisi vasat bir film. christopher walken’ gibi bir dahi oyuncunun, ancak paraya ihtiyaci oldugu icin boyle bir filmde oynayacagini dusunuyorum.

(little red riding hood - 1 Ekim 2005 21:43)

"sinemaya gitmek istiyorum ama derinlikli bir film istemiyorum. karanlik bir film de istemiyorum. film sayesinde hayatin anlamini bulmak da istemiyorum. çok salak bir film de istemiyorum. beynimi yoran bir film de istemiyorum. hem eglenelim, hem ögrenelim formatinda olmasini da istemiyorum... böyle güzel görüntüler olsun, güzel mekanlar olsun, güzel abla olsun, hos abi olsun; ben de onlara bos bos bakayim istiyorum. güldürürken düsündürmesin istiyorum. sinemadan çikinca sinirim bozulmasin istiyorum. mesaj vermesin istiyorum. ara sira güldürsün istiyorum. içinde güzelli ayrintilar olsun istiyorum. tatli tatli izleyeyim istiyorum." diyenler için ideal bir film. tam bir pazar gecesi filmi. izliyorsunuz, bitiyor. yikiyorsunuz çikiyorsunuz.

(nelernelero - 10 Ekim 2005 11:46)

'yaa millet bana soyle cerez niyetine, gulmelik sonra da unutmalik film lazim' diye seslenen arkadaslara cevabimdir..cidden son zamanlarda izledigim en iyi komedilerden..konu siradan evet, senaryo anlaminda da sizi sasirtmiyor kesinlikle.ama zaten filmin hedefi de bu degil, amac sadece ve sadece guldurmek..oyunculuklar iyi, cekim acilari, mizansen yerinde..katila katila guldugum sahneler olmamisti uzun zamandir..evde izlenmesi tavsiye edilir, lakin ben gulmekten ziyade at gibi kisneyen bir grupla izledigim icin filmi olmadik sahnelerde sinirden guldum cogu kez..

(amygdalus - 12 Ekim 2005 19:03)

kötü adamin klozete kusma sahnelerinin yer yer klozetle sevişme sahnelerine döndüğü film:)

(bkz: filmlerdeki klozete kusma sahneleri)

(toshiba - 13 Ekim 2005 00:13)

genelde düşük tempolu, romantik komedi olsun diye kasılmış bir film ama will ferrell'in sahneleri muhteşem

(joepiscopo - 8 Kasım 2005 22:59)

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death you're my bitch lover.
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..sahnesi ve repliğiyle beni kahkaha krizine sokmuş filmdir.. başkasını bilemem.

(broken - 30 Aralık 2005 22:11)

popcorn tuketmek icin ideal bir film

(eshky - 6 Ağustos 2006 00:32)

o bilgisayar kursu senin, bu bilgisayar kursu benim; şu seminer onun, bu zirve bizim... gezen ve daha bir kız bile tavlayamayan gariban erkeklerin dibini düşürecek, zevkli, eğlenceli, akıcı ve yapışkan film.
her sezon, düğün mevsiminin açılmasıyla coşan ve her partiden üçer beşer kız kaldıran iki kafadar ve çarptıkları sert kayayla geçen bir hafta sonunu anlatnakta film. ama yönetmen, usta işi bir hamle ile yiğitlerimizin bu işe yatkınlıklarının kaynağını daha filmin başlangıcında anlatıyor. mesleklerini icra ederken göstererek hevesimizi kursağımıza koyuyor; "bunlar profesyonel, siz beceremezsiniz" diyor.
film, sapıkça espriler ve manyak aile bireyleriyle kendini izlettiriyor. bize de etraftaki düğünlere katılma azmi aşılıyor.

(seyuranto - 22 Haziran 2006 15:55)