yakında ilkokullarda okutulmaya başlanacağı haberleri yurtta halaylarla karşılanan kitabın adı.

bir öykü ajanslara şu şekilde düştü;

rabbit in the turtle

one day, a rabbit then a turtle has been playing in the football. then rabbit turned in the turtle and whispered;
hey, turtle? why are you the playing in the game? this is football? then turtle yapıştırdı the cevabı;

-everything is something happened.

fazla da alıntı yapamıyoruz tabi. telifiydi bilmemensiydi uğraşmayalım.

(spirit - 18 Ekim 2007 18:39)

red hat girl

red hat girl went to mother's house. in fact she is not her mother. her father's mother, grandmother. red hat girl says: grandmother, this is very big eye. why? grandmother says. because i want to see you very well. red hat girls says: ok, i understood. this is very big ear. why? grandmother says: because i want to hear you very well. ha ok she said, grandmother, this is very big mouth. why? grandmother said: to eat you very well. grandmother is a wolf at the moment. red hat girl run away. hunter killed wolf. in the end red hat girl said: grandmother died but look to front. everybody is happy.

(days - 19 Ekim 2007 01:29)

millie much

there a girl called millie much. she very beautiful. a german man with name faat ich directs her. he says run left run right girl you are beautiful. run europe, run world. there a holy cup. girl run. she run. then the news' paper become alive. paper say faat you are bad. bad faat bad. faat bad faat. faat go angry. he say no man say faat bad, ugh! i angry. he says run millie much run. if i fuck up i fuck up, what the? millie much poof! she disappear. we look to the muches in our front. oh yes. hoppili ever after. agucuk gugucuk.

(mccormick - 19 Ekim 2007 01:56)

rapunzel

there has been a girl which has very long haired was were sitting on the bağcılar. this girl is been very beautiful and plays football nicely good. then one day a prens has came the bağcılar and show the girl. he fell the love with a girl. the girl. then something is everything has happened;

- girl, you are very long hairy! he shouted.
girl was very ready answer; she laughed and ne dese beğenirsin?

- in the tebele prens, in the tebele...

(spirit - 19 Ekim 2007 02:09)

hansel and gretel

one day from the days hansel go to play football. gratel was back of hansel. hansel said "i don't want to see the back" because hansel and gratel fight. gretel is furious with the referee, and she wants to see the front. then they see a soccer field made in cake. gretel asked "what is this?" and hansel replied "it's the football, that's the football". but they are very hungry, so they eat all the field. hansel is furious with gratel and gretel said "what can i do, sometimes." but they couldn't find a way home, they needed some big okazyons because they are now in second position and they cant move. kötü cadı kept them in the football field but when she looked in the tabele, something happened. everything is something happened. after they escape hansel said "big games are easier then the other games."

(tom riddle - 12 Kasım 2007 18:50)

match seller girl

inside back time, inside kalbur saman, when the cins were playing cirit, there was a match seller girl who plays match. because according to she's thinking it is the football, that is the football. there was cold outside, so cold, sometimes. unfortunately she became so cold too. she was nearly dondu donacak. but everytime she has the some possibility, some big chances, some big okazyon, she knows that very well. therefore she çaktı bi tane match. light of the match came to girl, it is the hot, that is the hot. she dreamed that she won the match in the tabele, but unfortunately light is went off. then the sweet dreams lost. she is very cold again. but what can she does, sometimes. it is the match, that is the match. now in second position, and one match more, she didn't want to see the back, she wanted to see the front and she hoped so the next match will never went off. therefore she gene çaktı the second matchi, light and hotness came again to our girl, to her. she saw the next dream, the sweet dream, with the tabele writes that she wins the match.

next day in the morning people find the match seller girl is dead with the matches in front of her. so, they didn't want to see the back of her^*, they wanted to see the front. they said that how a pitiful girl who used all the matches to warm, but they never knew that how big dreams she saw tabeleler filan... yapçak bişe yok, because everything is something happened.

(ajanaida - 30 Kasım 2007 19:06)

the man with tv kanal

once there was a tv kanal that was very angry to whiteparty. but they see their front and sold the channel lot of money to the green sermaye you know. after that in the tabele one newspaper say howmuchmoneyweare.com. it was funny. but the seller so angry he starts to bad words like with no honors,cats and dogs, with no haya and like this. he also cries in tv. he says now i got lot of money i can give you it and buy you. but after that he say i got only 1 milyon money. but he will give it to that newspaper becouse he don't want to. then he says he will open a new newspaper and a new tv kanal. but he opens a new party. not gangbang party ofcorse men, everything is something happened.

(asden - 16 Mayıs 2008 16:58)

technic direktor super ego

once upon a time there was a famous technic direktor called super ego. he was angry with everyting and everything is something happened. he was not only a techic direktor and also a bas ogretmen. why? because he doesn't take lessons but give lessons. in every okazyon he was shouting to the tv yorumcuları and gazeteciler because it is the football that is the football, there was no human being in the world who had better ideas then technic direktor super ego. a lot of time later when he played a big game with portekiz, the big games easy than the other games. portekiz cattadanak scored two goals in the second devre...thank god the direks saved the team from a disaster in the tebele. one point more, he didn't want to see the back, he wanted to see the front but no one knows what will happen in the front lets see on 11 june 2008, carsamba. hope that the swiss team do not turn his team to musamba....

(philodox - 10 Haziran 2008 01:55)

wii

you hold the controller, controller of the game. you have to do that first i said, (ara verir, güler) you did it what i said, but don't do what i do. yes, yes i do.. when you have big chances you can make a score on the tabbela. fit dünya etc. bla bla..

let's back to our case. what's that? wii. wii can play nothing. why? because wii has not got a soul. we have a soul of course. we reflected our soul over the field. for example tuncay, tuncay got the soul, i got the money. tuncay went to ingiltere 2 years ago. wii is a best consol i think but tuncay is something happened so do i.

wii can make it real i hope. tennis, baseball, tennis, baseball.. it's enough really, it's over.. it was coming over me, it is freaking me in/out, it doesn't matter for anyone. wii can play, so say we all, may the force .. mamamiya.. (italyanlar gibi iki eliyle gökyüzüne namaste gibim bişiler yapar)

i said good evening saçlar no demiş.

(mafizzamir teklif - 28 Ağustos 2009 18:21)

fatih terim and nasrettin teacher

one day nasrettin teacher was playing yoghurt to the lake. fatih said "teacher, i don't take lesson, i give lesson". does nasrettin teacher stop? sticked the answer: i don't want to see the lake, i want to thousanding (binmek) to the donkey reverse. and fatih says: everything something hapenned. its the story, that's the story.

(garipbasci - 19 Ekim 2009 20:16)

(bkz: look at the tabela)

(keci surat - 16 Şubat 2010 21:09)