orjinali icin (bkz: the two towers mud reset hikayesi)
bu ise dun kutlanmis olan ve her yil duzenlenen mud partysiydi. tum server capinda. happy birthday minas tirith!

gulmekten karnim agridi ehe maximium zevk icin middle earth taninmali, ve yukardaki gercek hiakye ile karsilastirilarak okunmalidir..

mandos chants: the world will end in 15 minutes...
the noise from the event crowd settles to a dull roar.

mandos chants: the world will end in 14 minutes...
a cry is heard from the event fairgrounds.
the event has run out of beer!
hoards of event partygoers rush to consume their final mugs.

mandos chants: the world will end in 13 minutes...
the ferris wheel grinds to a halt.
dazed and confused riders are escorted away.
the lights of the great wheel are sadly extinguished.

mandos chants: the world will end in 12 minutes...
the last hobbit is tortured.
our furry-footed friends return to the shire.
the hangover begins.

mandos chants: the world will end in 11 minutes...
the orcs and trolls break their alliance!
good and evil no longer rejoice together.

mandos chants: the world will end in 10 minutes...
the final pie is thrown in someone's face.
arda weeps as slapstick comes to an end.

mandos chants: the world will end in 9 minutes...
osse stands up and tries to walk to the beer tent.
osse falls over.

mandos chants: the world will end in 8 minutes...
osse makes another attempt to enter the beer tent.
this time, he succeeds!
osse pleads with the beer meister to sell more brew!

mandos chants: the world will end in 7 minutes...
there is no more beer!
dalamar flies into a rage, blaming draugluin for the loss of the beer.
draugluin cackles, proclaiming his hatred of the sacred brew.
the beer meister hears osse's tale and is moved to pity.
the beer tent is going to be re-opened!

mandos chants: the world will end in 6 minutes...
the earth shakes as the pair begin to fight.
the popstar arena is crushed in the struggle, its performers slain.
tomas shouts: i have found more beer!
ariadne sits on her verandah, sipping a glass of agèd syrah and chuckling
at the spectacle.
arda rejoices.
a ripping sound fills the sky!
mykloid storms into the beer tent, screaming.
mykloid screams: no more beer, will be sold here!

mandos chants: the world will end in 5 minutes...
in blind anger, dalamar drowns draugluin in the last of the beer. the
beer is ruined! dalamar is banished to the void for his crimes.
ariadne hands carcharoth a pooper-scooper and a little baggie.
osse passes out.
the beer meister and mykloid engage in mortal combat.
the last battle begins.

mandos chants: the world will end in 4 minutes...
thunder fills the skies as mykloid tries to keep beer from being sold.
osse wakes up and mumbles "beer"
the host of event patrons gathers around him, moved by his drunkeness.

mandos chants: the world will end in 3 minutes...
mykloid summons his duck army to defend himself!
the flock of ducks confuse all who are hungover.
a great battle of feathers and beer mugs is fought.

mandos chants: the world will end in 2 minutes...
the sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
the drunken brawl ceases, and all look skyward.

mandos chants: the world will end in 1 minute...
a bright warm light shines from above as the voice of eru sings:
"behold the event, and what you have wrought,
for with every party, there is a hangover,
and with every hangover a party!"

(nitro - 16 Mart 2002 21:38)

(bkz: the two towers mud reset hikayesi)

(nitro - 22 Mart 2003 02:25)